People Who Live In Glass Houses

It had been very quiet of late thankfully. Then out of the blue I get a text message from Trainee Filth Finder telling me to check my email. Poor little mite, he started off really well, then it all when off the boil and he's been at a loose end recently, bless him though, this cheered him up.

I open my email and what do I find? The gorgeous Danny Cooke - Deputy Regional Organiser For Yorkshire - Filth File Code Name "Gangster" seems to have been missing writing about me. Here is his latest offering:

How shall I address this?

Well firstly it's Kieren, not Kieron.

Secondly, who was it that started "brawling" and is still currently serving time at Her Majesty's pleasure, not Kieren, that's for sure.

Thirdly, splitting what family up? the relationship was already over.

Lastly, "new pawn in the big game"? what on earth are you rambling on about Cooke? The only "pawn" I know about is that which your pal and his wife film, produce, star in and distribute.

And incidentally, when did you acquire high horse status? I would suggest that you get your own house in order before attacking others.

I seem to recall you telling me that you have had a good few run ins with the police yourself, including, if I remember rightly, something to do with a murder, or attempted murder, something like that. You were constantly living up to your self proclaimed gangster image. 

Stories of fights and arrests, people being "after" you, threatening you, that no-one locally would "mess" with you because of your reputation etc etc. I even fell out with you at one point, telling you that the image you were portraying was extremely unattractive and made you look foolish if anything.

Don't forget Daniel, Chris Hurst was expelled last week in a heartbeat for bringing the Party into disrepute and for hitting the front page of The Sun.

Nick himself said, "our people must learn that our Cause is too important for us to allow individual folly to harm it. One of my jobs over next 4 years is to complete the clean out of the party's soul."

I wonder if that would include things like this:

I think it's a bit rich for you to throw stones just yet, don't you?  

Out of interest, just how many stones can you fit up Nick's backside? I would have thought that with you and your merry band of morons already firmly wedged up there that it would be a bit of a squeeze.


Here's some free advice. STOP starting rumours and making up lies about fellow members and then circulating them to any old dingbat that will listen. Stop bullying and intimidating other members, especially female ones and get on with sorting out your own life before being hell bent on attempting to destroy other peoples.


UPDATED: 8th August 2011 - 3:25pm


Lol, I have just been sent this. Danny does make me laugh bless his little cotton socks:

Hahaha, I would love to know what it's like on your home planet. Where do you get this stuff from? you really should seriously consider trying your hand at fictional writing.


Why on earth would I want to make someone else's relationship my business. What, do you think I was sent in by the Government with the sole intention of splitting a couple up? Lol, you're mental. 

Have you ever spoken to the woman in question about the hows, whys and wherefores? No of course you haven't, you would rather only listen to one side and take it as gospel as usual.


As for taking screenshots of "activists" (a generalisation), I don't, I have already explained this, I only care about the people who have attacked me personally, otherwise I would have literally thousands of shots and info, I have seen some cracking stuff that would make your toes curl, but if they haven't attacked me I couldn't care less, this is personal Daniel.

Also, do I need to remind you of what is says in the current constitution?

Annex 2 Code Of Conduct, paragraph 12: 

"The spreading of false or malicious rumours shall be considered an offence against this Code Of Conduct." 

Need I remind you that this is exactly what you have been doing for the last 8 months.

First I was a journalist, now it's Lancaster Unity. Make your mind up Danny boy. You see that's the problem when you lie, you forget what you have said and trip yourself up, something that I have never done, simply because I haven't lied. 

You just carry on digging that hole for yourself gorgeous, mwah xx