UPDATED - He's So Excited....... And He Just Can't Hide It

I don't think I told you but we have taken on a Trainee Filth Finder. The force is strong in this one, he is as keen as mustard and relishes the idea of bringing down a pillock or two.

Just as I was about to jump in the shower to rinse off my hair dye, I got a text from him, all in capitals, I think he was excited, telling me to check my email. So a quick rinse in the shower and I skipped downstairs to see what he had sent me. Well, what a good first job he's done. A lovely screenshot, he had even remembered to crop it just right to delete anything in the surrounding area that would give away who he is, clever boy and proof that he listened to me when I was teaching him the basics.

So here we are, much thanks to Trainee Filth Finder, you'll go far my boy.

I will re-post each comment ad verbatim and respond to each one individually.

Firstly may I apologise for the revolting language used and the appalling writing skills, or lack of them. These people are clearly in desperate need of a basic writing skills course. 

The irony is that even though these people constantly bang on about Nationalism, what it means and takes to be a Nationalist and so on and so forth, they can barely string together a sentence in their own language. I will let Margaret off though, she gets a solid 10/10.

On with the responses:

Danny Cooke says - "I strongly recommend that people read Paula Woods exciting new blog 'Filth Finder' and see what a bad man I am. Not to mention the equally evil Rachel Firth Chris Vanns Daz Lumb and Gary Tumuly"

My reponse: Yes, I recommend that people read it too. However, you did get the name wrong. But no panic, over 3500 views in just over 2 weeks shows that people are finding it. 

I wouldn't call you bad Danny, apart from at writing. I prefer the terms, nasty, vindictive, obnoxious, vicious, repugnant, sanctimonious, self-important, pious, slimy and just plain revolting. 

Dave Bradley says - "Rather eat my own eyeballs with a pissinfested rusty fork than read the shite some commie cunt writes. Did ya smash any red cunts in Dewsbury pal?"

My response: well, what can you say about that? insert face palm smiley here. A truly magnificent example of the British Male right there I'm sure you will agree.

Margaret Child says - "Is it true that Paula Wood is an infiltrator? My son exposed her about a year ago."

My response: If it were true and your son "exposed" me a year ago, why would you be asking? Wouldn't you know already or don't you talk to your son? If it were true, would I have still been in charge of all the Official FB pages more than 6 months later after being "exposed"? would they have allowed me to renew my membership a few weeks ago?  Silly Margaret, I'm afraid you have made yourself look a bit of a plank with that comment, even if it was written correctly.

Bob Taylor says - "oi dont forget me lol."

My response: Forget about you Bob? how could we? you are like a recurring bout of thrush, we know you are always there, lurking, but it's only when you show yourself that you become as irritating as hell. I wonder if an industrial size tube of Canesten would relieve us of you, could be worth looking into.

So in closing, there you have another fabulous contribution to Nationalism, outstanding to know that 2 of these people are in senior positions within the Party, one being a Deputy Regional Organiser.

Quite happy to broadcast malicious lies, accusations, disinformation and falsehoods all over the place and to anyone that will listen.

But you see, the question still remains................

WHERE IS YOUR PROOF? and I don't mean the guff that you and your bully boy, bum chums have come out with on that pathetic attempt at a hate blog attacking me, nor the excuse that so and so told you so it must be true. I mean proper, genuine, irrefutable proof, you know like the stuff I have on you lot and the proof I have that shows that what you are accusing me of is rubbish.

How long are you going to make me wait?

UPDATE: 31st July 2011 - 10:00

I see that Welly and Mummy Welly just had to stick their oars in too.

Now Rachel (Welly), you say that I am not a well woman, you would be right, I'm not well, I'm sick. Sick to death of no-marks like you bullying people and making up lies.

I walked out of the school gates in 1988 after 5 years of terrible bullying and I made the promise to myself that I would never, EVER let anyone treat me like that again.

This blog was created in response to what YOU have done and are still doing, to what YOU have said and are still saying and because of the trouble that YOU have caused and are still causing.

Maybe you should all bear the following in mind:

Treat others how you would like to be treated. Karma's only a bitch if you are.

As for your vile, potty mouthed Mother. I talk the UAF's language do I?

So because I choose to write in the correct way and check my spelling and grammar before posting something, that makes me UAF does it?

You stupid woman, just because your writing skills, intelligence and all round persona is on a par with a trained chimp doesn't mean the rest of us have to be the same.

As a wise man once said, "You can't polish a turd. But you can roll it in glitter to make it a little more pleasing on the eye".

Oh and by the way, it's Mugabe, you imbecile.