Even Stewie Questions Your Sanity

I do love a good chuckle in the morning, especially when it's topped with a little delusion and jealousy sprinkles.

Hmmmmm, so how do I tackle this little chestnut?

I suppose you could look at it in a few ways.

Number 1: if the Party's Facebook presence is so unimportant, why were they absolutely desperate to get the main page back from Simon Bennett when he hijacked it before the elections?

Did you know that it was actually me that got the page back, yep, little old me, all by myself. In fact, I have all the emails I sent to FB and their replies dating back to May of last year. The Party was extremely grateful for that.

If they see it as serving no real purpose, why be bothered about getting back a page which at that time only had just over 25,000 members?

Number 2: You say that I should speak to Nick, Clive or Adam about it. Funny that because every time I spoke to Nick or Clive, they were only too happy to tell me what a wonderful job I was doing. I remember seeing them both at Burnley, when the new office was opened, July last year I think. 

I was talking to Clive and he grabbed Nick saying, "This is who runs the Facebook pages" to which Nick replied, "Oh right, yes, Paula, hello". We then had a brief conversation about how positive Facebook could be for the Party and we all agreed that we should use it to our advantage.

Actually I remember coming back that day and announcing on Facebook that I was so shocked that Nick had known my name and who I was.

A sentiment echoed by Simon Darby when I spoke to him at Barnsley in January this year, he gave me his number and said that we would discuss the direction they wanted to take Facebook in more detail when he had more time.

You must remember that day Danny, that was the day that I was supposedly "exposed" and "dragged out by security", you know, the example you use to back up your accusations of me being a journalist.

It was about a week after that they arranged for me to travel up to Wigton and put me on the payroll. Not bad for someone that had been unmasked as the enemy, allegedly, well, according to you and your merry band of simpletons.

So basically, as far as this subject is concerned and considering what you say in your comment. Either YOU are lying, or Nick, Clive, Simon Darby and others have lied to my face. Which one is it?

As for abusing or bullying a pensioner. A pensioner she may be, that does not, however, negate the fact that she is vulgar, offensive, clearly intellectually stunted and a Grandmother who, quite frankly, should know better and set a more appropriate example to her offspring.

What was it she called me again? ahhh, yes that was it, "a cock sucking whore". What a fabulous role model she is, you must be very proud.

UPDATED: 1ST AUGUST 2011 10:00am

I see that the lovely Melted Welly has chipped in since I wrote this (thanks again Trainee Filth Finder, you are proving to be worth your weight in gold).

Rachel, sweetie....... I only slag people off that attack and abuse me for no reason and will always tackle any lies that are said about me.

I'm a little hurt by the "old" comment, aren't we around the same age? Obviously one of us has aged a little better than the other. I don't find myself going to put my slippers on in the morning and inadvertently slipping my feet into my tits by accident.

I may indeed be a little on the big side, size 14, is that big? but I can assure you that all my bits are still nice and firm and most importantly, still in the same place they were when I was 20, gravity has clearly not been your best friend has it love?

I don't actually give a monkey's if people care what I think. After so long of taking the grief that you lot have dished out, I needed an outlet. This blog is almost cathartic, rather than keeping my thoughts and feelings in my head I let it spill out on here. If people read it, fair enough, if they don't, whatever.


Anyhoo, things to do, people to see, pfffft, who am I kidding? I'm going to have a game of "Tripeakz Solitaire"

Y'all have a great day now.