Wednesday 27 July 2011

The Great Leaflet Conspiracy And A Special Award

I have had the pleasure over the last day or so to witness what looks like the total mental breakdown of a member of The Filth.

Bob Taylor - Barking Organiser - Filth Files Code Name "Bob The Knob", has positively outdone himself in regards to making himself look a complete spanner by flatly refusing to believe the numerous people telling him that a certain person had not used a certain printer to reproduce copies of a certain leaflet recently shown on a certain blog.

"The Knob" insists to the point of lunacy, that this certain printer was used, even though it has been pointed out to him by more than one person that the afore mentioned printer cannot print full colour items only black and white ones.

In a fit of what can only be described as dummy spitting of the most epic proportions, "The Knob" showed us that not only is he incapable of stringing together even the most basic of sentences without any need for proper spelling, punctuation and grammar and that he is clearly unhinged, but most importantly he has confirmed that he is, without doubt, a bona fide, unabridged simpleton.

It is clear that somewhere in Britain there is a village missing it's idiot.

With that in mind I have decided to present Bob with an award. I very much hope that he will print it out (on a full colour printer), frame it and display it as proudly as I will my letter of expulsion.

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