Day 2: Filth HQ

What can we say? We at Filth Towers are mightily impressed with the number of views the blog has had.

So impressed was Official Filthette Number 2 that he lost his head momentarily and blurted out........

"I wonder what it's actually like to chain yourself to your own fence?"

I KNOW!! now don't panic, sanity was soon regained after a swift back hand to the face and a strong cup of Yorkshire tea (Number 2 loves his Yorkshire tea. He insists he drinks it because they blend over 20 different teas, thus creating a perfect taste and colour. We know though that he only drinks it so he can pretend he is part of the "gang", but we don't let on).

We had to remind Number 2, that you have to have at least 2 years "on the job" experience and achieve a pass rate of 75% or more on the CAUT (Complete And Utter Twonk) exam. He will get there one day.